Friday 16 September 2011

Kissing all the frogs


 
There’s nothing like a prince charming.  Out there all guys are just guys; it’s only the mermaid clock theory that makes them different. As you compromise, they get more acceptable and prince charming by default.
Yes, Rapernzel had no choice he was the only guy she had seen. And you never know what happened when he brought her to London.  But guessing from the way life goes; she kissed all the frogs and then compromised.  
But since no gal is going to admit to the accurate number of guys they have come across, made out with or gone over the hedge with, I will indulge some of you because some guys are just un forgettable and worth all the girl night out meetings.
The scrooge
Is he money bags or money itself? He will spoil you off other dudes this one. He is so generous …totally. But this same dude will have you burn those little fingers that love the Benjamin’s ( read: money) he is not only generous with his money but with his self n all that he has to offer. PS: he is a walking health risk
Mr. Perfect
Every one will wonder why you are with him. He’s face deserves to be on radio and you will look like a mismatch together.  However this is most definitely the perfect man. He will call you for the sake of it. Encourage you even when you think you cannot possibly succeed. (He is the “IT”, the prince charming in a dragon’s suit)
The skumbag
He will cheat, creep around and mise on top of all that …Gosh! He is like a mother’s night mare. However he will have the prettiest gal at his beck n call. He will treat her like crap …this dude I went to school with even beat actually used to punch this gal the ( m@**...r) but why the gals stay … only they know.

The ladies man
Totally Mr. cool n all… candlelit dinners, birthday presents, visits to this n that, movies..yadah yadah. However he will have groupies (read: awkward looking leeches…) kidding hmm oh so u think! He’s definitely handsome which is a total catch but boy does he’s attention seeking acts tire a gal out..
                        Xoxo
J.P.Orogot

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