Thursday 29 September 2011

Pleading Nature

I only learnt about the story of the scorpion and the frog, a few days ago. After someone did something really hurtful to me and the only explanation they had was, well, ‘scorpion and frog.’
The scorpion and the frog fable is about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog agrees and begins carrying the scorpion but midway across the river, the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion points out that this is its nature.
The morale of this being that the behavior of some creatures is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences. ‘The scorpion and the frog’ is just another excuse people give to explain human behavior.  And I guess it does ring true. You see it in the actions of a ‘happily’ married man who cheats on his wife. Of a loving ‘best friend’ who sleeps with your boyfriend. Of relatives who wish you ill luck yet you’re the one paying their rent and buying their children clothes. In men of influence who have been corrupted by power and treat those beneath them like dirt, only to fall eventually.
Human nature is a mystery unto itself. To even try and decipher it would be like trying to teach poetry to fish.
So are we condemned at live out our lives like the scorpion? Always looking out for the negative part even when people reach out to help us? Or must we be the gullible and naïve frog, to take on something we know will eventually hurt us, but believe in its redemption?
History is wrought of stories where people have blindly trusted others in the hope that they would reform and become better. Who can forget the classic trying to turn a bad boy into a good man? It does not get done. And Iam not being fatalistic by saying this, Iam just being true. I like positivism. It’s a generally commendable attribute but occasionally awkward.
But I won’t shoot down the dreamers. No, I will not. That would be in horrible taste. For it is the dreamers, that make this life not as prosaic as it would undoubtedly be.
But we must understand, however bitter the pill may be, that human nature is incomprehensible. And whoever tells you that they have figured it out, is lying and should be shot. Then thrown off a cliff and hit every branch on the way down. For they will lie about small things too.
So if you do meet the cunning friend, the conman who plays at your heartstrings like a fiddle and takes you for all you’ve got, weep for a moment then let it go. For such is human nature. It’s a beautiful as it is tragic.
Someone once said no one chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. Good intentions, the road to hell is paved with them too.
It is the scorpion that pulls humanity down. Scorpions may know the consequences and not care, like the universal suicide bomber, or may through vanity and denial refuse to see the consequences.
All rivers begin in the human heart, the human heart is infirm. The saddest thing I ever heard, ‘humanity is on a one way trip to self destruction,’ will be true for so long as we have scorpions.
And yet we have all been scorpions at one time or the other. It is our dark passenger. The darkness within that we hope will never come out to play but ultimately does. For only after we admit who we are can we become better. We must admit that we are human, highly defective yet ever more redeemably beautiful.

 In Herself
Racheal Kasula

Tuesday 27 September 2011

Dolling Up

Make up! A gal's close friend. it can hide flaws, enhance features but it can also embarrass one. So here we go;
Do 1. 
where products made for your skin complexion
Do 2.
moisturize
Do 3.
check for expiration dates and throw out old make up
Do 4.
clean your make up utensils often to eliminate bacteria
Do 5
remove make up before you sleep
Do 6.
apply make up infront of a big mirror with good light




Dont's
  1.  do not wear strong night make up during the day

2. do not  lend make up. it can transfer bacteria from different people

3. do not use harsh products on your face

4. do not use expired make up

Thank you for the memories

Thank you for breaking my heart
You taught me to take my heart
Away from my sleeve
for fear of it falling to pieces
thank you for the special treatment
for you opened my eyes
To all the good things in life

Thank you for walking away
it taught me that someone better-
always comes along

Thank you for loving me all the same
it showed me the power of loving myself

Thank you foremost for the memories
am adding them to my mental album
and keeping them with me for a life time

Until they fade away for lack of space
Thank you once again.

xoxo
p.j.Orogot

Monday 26 September 2011

CAT POWER

So i was reading this newspaper that was dedicating quite a number of pages to the most influential women in East Africa. Although i did not agree entirely with some of  their choices there  was nothing i could do about it. so i have decided to make a list of the women i consider to be the most influential in the world.

1. Virgin Mary
with no doubt she is influential. The only woman i know to have had immaculate conception. her name being pronounced over 100 times a day. Mother to a savior of the world. Known by all catholics or non catholics. she definately takes number one.

2. Eleanor Rooservelt
She was the first lady of USA(1933-1945). she encouraged the formation of UN. she was an active civil rights advocate and worked to enhance the status of working women. However she opposed the Equal rights ammendent sighting it would affect women adversely.

3. Florence Nightingale
A celebrated english nurse, statician and writer. she laid the foundation for professional nursing and started a nursing school. Her famous contribution came in the Crimean war when she baegan to filter back to Britain about the horrific condition of the wounded. She was nicknamed the Lady with the lamp by the wounded soldiers.  

4. Mother Teresa
An indian  catholic nun is well known for ministering of the sick, poor and disadvantaged people of India and died when she was at the point of spreading her mission to the rest of the world.

5. Princess Diana
First wife of Prince Charles of Britain. A public figure and an internationally known charity and fundraising face. Known for her campagn against land mines and president of the Great Omond street hospital for children.

6. Oprah Winfrey
Talk show host, actress, business woman, philanthropist. Known for founding a girls school in South Africa and for triumping poverty and sexual abuse to become one of the most infuential black women in the history of the world.

7. Cleo Patra V11
Last female ruler of the Egyptians and mistress to King Solomon. Consumated a liason with Julius Ceasor to get a firm grip of her throne which she ruled with their son Caesarion.

8. Queen mother Ndlorukazi Nandi
Of the Zulu kingdom from 1815 to 27,  mother of Shaka Zulu. At some point they were exiled but managed to maintain her Son's position.


  9. President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf
President of Liberia since 2006. First woman presdient in Africa and has been listed in "Times" as one of the top 10 best leaders in the world.

10.  Hillary Clinton
Wife of former president of USA Bill Clinton.A former senator and now Secretary in the Obama presidency. A lawyer from Yale school of Law and mother of one. first female patner at the Rosa law firm, she has been voted among top 100 influential women in the world several times. 

11. Rosa parks
Because of her demonstrations led by Martin Luther King arose. she refused to give up her sit to a white woman which led to her arrest and the up rising of civil demonstrations for equality and against racism in America.

12. Michelle Obama
Lawyer, mother and wife to president Obama. she campaigns against childhood obesity and is a mom in chief.

13. Amelia Earhat
First woman to fly a plane. Changed the whole perspective of how women can soar and work.

14. Marie Curie
she discovered the use of radiography to treat cancer and is a nobel prize winner in the field of technology and science.

15. Nancy Drew
No explanation here every one man and woman wants to be like her.

16. Marylin Monroe
Actress, singer, model. Made stilettos famous and is sighted as a pop and cultural icon .

17. Sylvia Tamale
first woman dean of the faculty of law Uganda. Human rights activist and famous feminist. Known for her fight for women rights and author of various books such as " when hens begin to crow".

18. Barbie
Real names Barbra Millicent Roberts. This wildly popular Vinyl doll got us talking about body image and has been gradually changed to increase her waste and not stand on tip toes to fit the regular woman's body.

19. Jane Austen
An english novelist, among the learned gentryearned her a place among the most read writers of all time. Her realism and biting social commentries cements her importance among histories scholars and critics.

20. Madame C.J.Walker 
Born Sarah breedlove, she created a line of beauty products for black women. she employed 300 women and was the first black woman billionare. 

Sunday 25 September 2011

my piece of cake

Am making it
yes
mixing it
yes
with a sprinkle of good times
a drop of a broken heart
a cup full of tears
a jar of love
yes
am blending it
yes
with a slice of hope
a dash of peace
and a kiss of gentleness
yes
am eating this cake
take a piece...
But i on;y made it for the world
this piece of cake
xoxo
p.j.orogot

make merry( sprinkling magical dust)


Am making wishes
On shooting stars
Am blowing jinny jones
And sending my wishes to them
Upon the first bright star tonight

Upon any fairy ring
Am making a wish
Am hoping the rainbow comes out tomorrow
So that I can make a wish upon it to

Am hoping for a sprinkling of magic
A liberal sprinkling of magic
For all those who believe
Let’s act like children
Children
For when they make merry it’s with no inhibitions
Its with the joy of a cake lover bein presented with a cake

xoxo
p.j.orogot 

Saturday 24 September 2011

Bite me

Doesn't it bug you to just be bugged? All these bugging incidents going  around causing avoidable bugging and stuff that is simply put out there to bug the bug out of people. So since i am sick of being bugged i decided to put out a buggermeter.

bugger meter 1. Grow up
simply put, its time to stop acting like a child if your over 19 years.( 18 years is an exception since your probably still in S.6) Those FELLOWS who just can't get over their child hood and love to be babied and handed over things on a silver platter. aah thats just old and a terrible bug. pull up your panty hose gals. high skull stops in your first year of Uni.

bugger meter 2.Mind your own business
pipo pipo pipo its just not call to be the "nosy Betty " no body loves a snitch unless its a matter of NATIONAL SECURITY( pliz report any bags left un attended and any cell phones that are abandoned)

bugger meter 3. don't stare
its not only uncool its rude. try it the gals way and stare through a mirror or sunglasses, side ways anything but dont be obvious its not cool and doesn't bug anyone if your discreet.

bugger meter 4. wear a bra
Am guessing those babies have to be raised firmly no matter how old you are. Its so fashion backward and makes you look disorganized if your all over the place.

bugger meter 5. wear clothes that fit
just dress nice s you don't look like an over fed kid. trying to fit in is just one of those causes so if it cant fit don't force it. Just be yourself.
XOXO
Orogot Pamela

In Herself

This whole vagabond side of me has started to take perspective. i cannot breathe, am panicking? i think its this whole hell hole thing... i mean LDC. Everyone seems to tell me to brace myself for the hardest time of my career choice...blah blah. So i get it ? i mean getting into the damn institution was really hard and all the sleep and weight i lost over the damn pre entry exam was evidence enough. 

so dear fellow vagabonds am guessing this is one hard walk to tread. but needless to say i have a plan. This i think i learnt from one of  T.V's and histories greatest personalitiesais one of the best moves to win a war.   (read Hitler) or maybe Mussolini.These Vagabonds were really great with plans especially ...well war stuff.

but this is a war fellow vagabonds so i have devised the greatest plan:

1. stay away from shorts, spanx, socks, 9 inch shoes ( this is going to hurt real bad) Anyway the significance of this first step means throwing (scratch that) am shelving my party gear...sob :-)


2. Utilizing my insomnia. ( definitely digging into my sleep life) this is the worst. well of course i used to dance the hours away but reading the hours away is not that "Dancexciting"

3. Man Up ... This is totally uncool . i cannot concentrate on my plan because of this Super 8 movie....terribly kiddish i must say but well its still distracting me.

XOXO
Orogot Pamela

Sunday 18 September 2011

FROM MY HEART TO MY MOUTH

With every heart beat
every pump of my blood
my heart is a one way passage
through which i make my vow
to sleep like a baby
to care like a mother hen
to rejoice like the heavens just offered me a treat
like my water just turned into wine
to walk the path of righteousness
like somebody re baptized my mother's name "Mary"
and to do good like my middle name just changed to "Emma"

   Love
P.J.Orogot

PAINTING WITH THE STARS

Our allegiance has ended
we have severed ties with his earth
our mothers umbilical cords bear no query with gravity
and it is now time to pay homage
homage to the God we align with

The trumpet is blown
the joys of our lives flash by
and the doves are set free
we say our last prayers
and take flight with the wind

to rest on golden clouds
painting with the stars
for the true loves we had
those dancing in the skies with us
and those searching for the paths
to join us in next world
to join us in the ever after

              love
P.J.Orogot

OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE

This pain
its like a convulsion
i have no control over it
it's like am sprouting something

This pain
i cannot fake it
cannot fight it

This pain
its like my heart's been ripped out
feels like am dying but not quite

am drowning in it

This pain
its pulling me out of my ideal world
casting me into reality

my heart is breaking 
making me curse this world
making me want to scream
 This pain

Wink*
P.J.Orogot

Crushing behind a closet

These butterflies
they flutter in my tummy

That warm feeling
it rans in my blood

Those stars
they dance before my eyes

it's like i have a sugar rush
even from a distance
its like am flying

No,
its like am falling
and when he looks my way

its like am in a race
with no helmet on
and am crushing
crushing

please make it stop
make it stop
we are just friends
oh! so he thinks
maybe its what i think!

Wink*
P.J.Orogot

you know him

He loves with his hands
loves with his stomach
feels and sees with his hands

it's a physical world
and if you cannot touch it
don't waste time

good times are the toys of his joy
but he is no good, no good
but who said good is good
for that man we all know

you know him
if you have loved and lost
then yo have me him

you could kill him
but you can't live if you don't let him live
that man
that man we all hate to love
you know him

wink*
 P.J.Orogot

Mad Scientist

Am a genius
misunderstood in every aspect
one that can only relate to what i write
and not all that i read.

for when i talk,
it's like Greek to some
gibberish to most
an for the rest
who CARES.

A genius indeed
my ideas of life are comic
taken in for a while
but not easy to comprehend
scoft at for being unenforceable
and frowned at for being ideal, dream like
perplexing for some
and for those who get them
" not in a century will that happen"
is their constant utterance

So am locked away in my "Lab"
not a science lab
but a thinkers sanctuary
to invent, discover and write

my ideas, your dark thoughts,
his macho tactics
her selfish whims
all in one
and one for all

P.J.Orogot

I Dont write love poems

NO, i don't write love poems
neither do i write those spiting ones
but i love love poems
i have tried,
but not failed,
just given up
for when i write
i forget about love
but think about every thing else
i don't write about him,
nor about his eyes or smile
No, i don't write love poem

      xoxo
P.J.Orogot

PS: I LOVE ME MORE

Am not being selfish
Am just saying i love me more
Why not?
i have had me more all my life
why should i let you hit me?
hit me in the name of love
why should i be stuck with your unfaithfulness
your dishonesty,
No, i love me more...

look at me
am selfless and giving
that's why i can say
i love me more

for if i love me less
i will let you take me
take me six feet under

but because i love you
yes love you
i will walk away for a better life
better life from you
because
PS: i love me more

like brand new shoes

with pain she gets up early
heading for the market
trying to hitch a ride

with every step
every foot step
feels like "walumbe" is beckoning her
but the children
only them keep her head up

even though the children's " taata" sleeps the day away
she walks miles for her brood
this walk is a walk in brand new shoes
the hurt
the pinch of these imaginary shoes
eventually wears away
just like brand new shoes

P.J.Orogot

Night Prowler

she walks the streets
paces those clean streets
thinking good thoughts
she tries
its only for the money
only for survival

she walks the streets
only in the dark
under the cover of the night
pacing them for prey
to feed her little ones

these clean streets
she prowls 
knowing this might be the death of her
but she prowls
walking for survival
and hunting for life 
so she prowls
       xoxo

P.J.Orogot

Man Up

I want you to walk my daughter
walk like a lady
i want you to dress my daughter
dress like a mistress
i want you to see my daughter 
see like a mother does
i want you to smile my daughter
smile like a goddess
But i want you to speak my daughter
speak up
speak like a man
not just any man, mind you 
speak my daughter
only words that you will walk 
not on egg shells mind you 
but speak if you mean it
speak like a man with honor does

                  xoxo 

P.J.Orogot










Friday 16 September 2011

Kissing all the frogs


 
There’s nothing like a prince charming.  Out there all guys are just guys; it’s only the mermaid clock theory that makes them different. As you compromise, they get more acceptable and prince charming by default.
Yes, Rapernzel had no choice he was the only guy she had seen. And you never know what happened when he brought her to London.  But guessing from the way life goes; she kissed all the frogs and then compromised.  
But since no gal is going to admit to the accurate number of guys they have come across, made out with or gone over the hedge with, I will indulge some of you because some guys are just un forgettable and worth all the girl night out meetings.
The scrooge
Is he money bags or money itself? He will spoil you off other dudes this one. He is so generous …totally. But this same dude will have you burn those little fingers that love the Benjamin’s ( read: money) he is not only generous with his money but with his self n all that he has to offer. PS: he is a walking health risk
Mr. Perfect
Every one will wonder why you are with him. He’s face deserves to be on radio and you will look like a mismatch together.  However this is most definitely the perfect man. He will call you for the sake of it. Encourage you even when you think you cannot possibly succeed. (He is the “IT”, the prince charming in a dragon’s suit)
The skumbag
He will cheat, creep around and mise on top of all that …Gosh! He is like a mother’s night mare. However he will have the prettiest gal at his beck n call. He will treat her like crap …this dude I went to school with even beat actually used to punch this gal the ( m@**...r) but why the gals stay … only they know.

The ladies man
Totally Mr. cool n all… candlelit dinners, birthday presents, visits to this n that, movies..yadah yadah. However he will have groupies (read: awkward looking leeches…) kidding hmm oh so u think! He’s definitely handsome which is a total catch but boy does he’s attention seeking acts tire a gal out..
                        Xoxo
J.P.Orogot

Thursday 15 September 2011

REMINANTS OF A RETIRED CAMPUSER


Two fundamentals of cool life: walk like you are the king or walk like you don’t care who the king is!”

Dear diary,
          Today reminded me about one of these days back when I was younger and schooled in the ways of getting free drinks and free lifts back to campus. My buddies and I call it the “shhh… steak out.”
Those night walks started out as a curiosity thing that went like:
Jo: guys have u heard of steak out?
Me: no what’s that?
Dory: it’s a hang out, I hear it’s nice
Jo: ma bro said they play rock on Thursday and entrance is free.
Me: let’s go tonight but who knows the direction?
Dory: I hear we just walk up towards YMCA the music will lead us
Sigh… the god ol’ days. So anyway today as I attempted to walk to work totally uncool by the way since am not that broke any longer and unlike my lecturers, my boss totally finds it un cool to come to work after him. He claims we are wasting company money… stop, oky so just asking. How do we waste the money if we are not there to use it?
Anyway so as I walked to work, I recalled all those rainy days my buddies( read: eight of us) and I walked in just to beat the before midnight entrance for free deadline and thought to myself….( if only where I was walking to this morning was that fun, interesting and had me promising never to drink again.)

                             Xoxo
                   J.P Orogot

THE VAGABOND IN ALL OF US

Dear diary,
          As a vagabond am starting to sense a kinship with some fellas I never meet on my walks but I usually see in our daily news papers (read; not just monitor but all of them without discrimination) and no, no, no am not referring to the nude babes in those one’s.
Now where were we…yes sometimes it takes one vagabond to know another!  And how you can know this is only by taking a mental check. Mind you this is not a psychiatric ward, so if you persistently meet all the options under my kinship pointers I think you should check in at “Butabika” (just saying)
Take for instance these two fellas; one is called Musisi and another lukwago. No they are not brothers …and please stop using the excuse of load shedding (I said newspapers). So these two fellas have this conflict just like siblings do, about who should show “daddy” how much they are working; by threatening the dogs that actually bark and possibly bite. Oh yeah…and chasing the cat’s meeew!
The kinship pointer
·        Irregular in course of behavior and unpredictable
This kinship characteristic is also shared by “the minister of crocodiles”, Britney spears and chameleon.

Now this other fella, I strongly believe was a victim of Hurricane eviction. This storm was not on any weather forecast…no. He never got to see what hit him “wcapa”. This fella (Seya), at the moment has been out of the limelight so am guessing it is not known whether he acquired permanent residence or is still holding onto the strings of the Kampala Mafia to get him “the house”.
Kinship pointer 2
·        Wanderer, rover
This kinship is shared by all the guys who built on NEMA’s land (awaiting hurricane NEMA)
How can I forget, Bwana Muammar Gadaffi, the talk of that news paper in vernacular…!” Ekiri e Libya” Anyway this dude is closest to us vagabonds. He is seen on Telly but his exact whereabouts (read: hiding place) are yet to be unveiled.
Kinship pointer 3
·        Having no known permanent address
This kinship is shared by the owners of the mobile boutiques in town and now the street vendors

These and a few others in the daily papers are my kinsmen not just because we have a common ancestral line (ask chimp) but because we all have no known permanent address but also because we have bouts of unpredictable and irregular behavior. (However for the former characteristic…butabika )
Warning: if symptoms persist please seek professional help.
                                      Xoxo
                             J.P. Orogot

if only


Today I walked down the Makerere hill and heard these men, okay clearly boda boda men whistle and insult this girl because her “skirt is too short”. In our society that’s acceptable because ‘boys will be boys”. They say it’s bringing about change,” let those women know that they are deluding our culture.”
Culture they say, so what happened to the culture of approaching people and telling them their mistakes rather than hurling insults at them. Well wake up smell the coffee people because why is it that those men are wearing jeans? Is it not our culture to wear “Kanzu’s”?
Besides all, it’s the time to remove or rather still push out all the stereo type thinkers and put on my thinking heels. First of all today am taking sides: in the blue corner is the macho thinker and in the red corner is me…ok well not really me but an imagined masculine me, armed with my fighting boots (that are yellow by the way) and not boxing gloves that are pink (so stereotype) no, am armed with a purple machine gun and well dressed in that dress that Sylvia owori designed.
And you the readers have to take sides and I quote,” the hottest places in hell are usually left for those people who remain neutral in war.”
So anway we are fighting sexism… (take a punch)                                                                                                                       we are fighting for dignity of all women …( take another punch)                                                                This war or battle is just to have all the women out there thinking am beautiful, I can do it, I can achieve it. This battle is for men and women to not look at each other as rivals to trample on each other but to seek to be partners in this life affair.
                                                          XXX
                                                P.J. Orogot

Elements of thought

Dear diary,
                   Today I was thinking about Bwana Gadaffi and I thought to myself:  it is about time he absconded from the limelight, let the heat die down a little, definitely avoid the search dogs (like he is already doing) and then he will gladly vacation in Bangladesh.
But again how does this “king of kings of kings in Africa” ( whoever gave him this title must be biting his tongue) do that with out meeting the same fate as Bwana Hussein or the sudden demise of Oga Osama. So I have decided to give him pointers on how to become a vagabond.
1.   Stay away from Iraq
This is the worst of all hiding places. The pips here are out to get the bounty set for your head. Name it and you will definitely get a bounty contract sealed with the various bounty hunters in that country.

2.  Never hide in a hole/ under ground cave
This is like hiding under a bed when the thieves break it your house. SHOKER! It’s the most obvious century long hiding place. Worst still a dog’s nose is closest to the ground.
       3   Go bald
Catch that! Everyone will expect you to grow a beard and disguise your appearance. No one will be looking at the Bald guy Hallo( clean shaven guy with a hideous looking scar running from the left ear to the corner of his mouth) NO WAY…
    4      Wear a suit
Preferably black or grey to camouflage with your surroundings and please and I insist pleas stay away from those “agbada” you keep wearing….hideous… stop that
  5      keep away from Afghanistan
Now, just like Iraq, this is not the best of places to roam around. Too many American and British soldiers roaming around ( even though there claims that they are being pulled out)
6      Move to Jamaica
No one will notice you there, unless, you venture into music or selling weed. Anyway the point is your near America and NO… who would dare approach Obama.
7      Develop some swag
Move like you own the whole of Libya and look everyone straight in the eye, especially those white folks and well the half caste dudes too ( they now rule the world: ahem) anyhow they are the most likely to tell on pips for suspicious behavior
8      Most painful (Drop the female guards)
No Bwana do not insist, it was nice while you were still in full control but now, those amazon women have to go. They are definitely a tourist attraction… and no male guards won’t do in exchange
P.S: successful vagabonds walk alone; no extra company apart from your shadow is needed
NOW THAT BWANA GADAFFI IS VERY GOOD ADVISE
                                                          XOXO

fronting it



Dear diary,
          You know I do not wander around like a normad, but I am a qualified “Footologist”. Not because of the fuel shortages but because the credit crunch and inflation have been making my money do disappearing acts for quite a while now.
My walks, although, not self induced have schooled me in the way of the road and given me wisdom and growth. This has made me “see the light” and pointed me in the right direction.

·        For instance, never walk near a pond… drat! I meant a pot hole. Quite obvious advice pipo
The experience
This sunny afternoon along old Kampala (martin rd) I got soaking wet because this pot hole was filled with water ( I hope not a sewage let out) but all the same I got wet.
The catch
The car…was definitely one you could not insult. Perfectly nice big wheels (mf$%@@*) could have been the latest range rover ( but I was clouded by my anger and dumb founded by frustration) so you never know
The Lesson
A pot hole Is a potential bath pond, if you do not want to take a shower stay away: this warning applies for cars, boda boda’s and human beings alike.


·        Never wear shoes to impress
The experience
This re-union had me wearing this cute pair of shoes I had just bought (red and chilli hot, high and sleek looking) then it began to shine my foot (yesu) this had me limping the next day as the fake China plastic material had burnt my toes for real.
The Catch
The compliments…those are what kept me going. They were absolutely welcome and from those O.B’s who truly made the Ugly duckling story credible and all…(stupid shoes) but yeah
The Lesson
Chinese products are a potential nuclear catastrophe. buy with care!

·        Always watch where your going
The experience
Nasty stuff this to Step on dog poo. Gosh I relish that day…so pips in Kololo who walk their dogs, cat looking dogs or small animals called pets clean after yourselves and your small friends. Keep the Bio (go green) slang/talk on the T.V at all times.
The Catch
The helpful handsome guy whose name I did not catch for the heavy “ muzungu accent” jogging at the time I met with this smelly accident. Stupid dog lovers why don’t they walk their cats, at least they hide their “bintu.”
The lesson
If u have a dog please school it in the ways of the cat ( only do it at home in private)

PS: successful vagabonds are into foot therapy at the end of the day.
                                      Xoxo
                    

BAG THAT

Every one says don’t judge or rather don’t judge a book by its cover… very funny because for the person who says that immediately you turn around an opinion about you who was judging has formed in their minds.
So allow me to judge us all from what I have learnt, read and ogled from just watching;
 You can tell a lot about a person from simply looking at the handbags they carry. It’s hard to believe, but you can find out a number of things about a women’s personality just by looking at the type of handbag she sports. A great handbag is a true companion. It not only holds all your essentials while you’re running out and about, it also tells others just how well put together you are. A girl who pays attention to the details of her accessories – the handbag being one of the most important - is a girl who is well put together in general. She’s a girl who can triple the impact of her outfit with just the right bag extending from her hand. Through the history of fashion, a fabulous bag means "you've got class."

Styles
·         The shoulder hand bag
This type usually varies from small too big. It comes in many colors too just like the sizes and is very common in Uganda.
The woman
The woman under hear is dived because practically every woman or girl owns one.
1.      The mother figure
She usually carries a shoulder hand bag in dark colors (black or brown but especially black) they used to be the small under the armpit type but as the years have passed and trends changed so has this mother figure. The bags have increased in size and gotten a little space under the armpit.
This kind of bag shows the focus and strictness of a person and the determination with which they look at the world and what is in it.

2.      The high skull gal
This one carries the trendy hand bag mostly in bright colors and with big prints of flowers and the kind. They are normally what we call supermarket bags because you can buy them from there. They are good for carrying all those counter books as they move around after “convincing” their parents that they have gone for coaching. This kind of bag shows the joy and freedom with which such people take in moving around and the fact they are easy to approach and quick to give direction and assistance.

3.      The campus girl
 Big, bulky and oversized bags are normally associated with them. They are casual and are used for individuals who carry a number of things (binders, books etc) and require a lot of space. But what they don’t know is that they were created for down-to-earth, lower-maintenance women which still suits their purpose. This kind of bag shows how mobile and agreeable to change such people are as the have all they need with them but be careful when asking for directions this woman mostly knows directions to the nearest happening place rather than the ministry of justice building.

4.      The Granny
This hand bag was originally for the mother figure but has dropped down to the grannies. This bag fits under the armpit and is small enough to carry their few belongings and comes in light colors of grey, white brown and the few blacks. What is not known about these bags is that it means class and sophiscation. This kind of woman is weary about the persons around them and wants to hold onto the things that are dear to them.

o   The clutch bag
A clutch purse is not seen on an everyday basis as often as it used to be, but these little gems are still around in various forms. They are usually small purses designed to be carried -- or "clutched" -- in the hand. Some have a detachable chain or leather strap so they can also be worn hanging from the shoulder.
The woman
1.      The wedding guest
She usually carries the one without straps and is mostly in the colors of silver, gold and black with ream stones and in an oval shape. She doesn’t require a lot of space and will willingly attend the whole wedding from the church to the end. This bag shows the respect and dignity of the holder and the fact that a wedding is taken as an occasion to outdo themselves than the everyday way of dressing for them.

2.      The party girl
The clutch usually has a string it may be leather or a chain. It comes in bright colors and in little trendy designs and is most likely to be wearing high heels. This girl will normally know where the next hang out is and will have a proud look about them. However she is easy to talk too especially if it is to direct you to the next hung out.

3.      The happy go gal
This one also carries bag with a string. She will usually accompany it with old school clothes and jeans. It is a new trend and normally shows the age of girl. She moves in cliques and loves fun crowds. This girl has little to carry and does not mind walking around if it is to save money for ice cream with her buddies.

·         The Designer bag
Designer handbags often cost an arm and a leg. They come in various labels and the commonest are Gucci, dolce and Gabana’s and the like.

The woman
1.      High maintenance female
These ones carry the original kind therefore are usually associated with high-maintenance females. These females are confident and require top of the line accessories, will settle for nothing less than a name-brand designer purse. This woman is a go getter and wil only speak the “label language”
2.      Trendy female
This one loves fashion and is good with shopping. She buys knockoffs for she believes not many people can tell the difference between a fake and an original. She talks a lot and is easy to be around but also has some pride you cannot miss. She loves to have fun and to shop.

3.      The sporty girl
Usually has duffel bags and “comfort bags” does not care about labels and does not know about knock offs. She is the easiest one to talk to but will not know where to get bags from but directions to the buildings. She normally has back packs and rac sacks with her.

4.      The spotty gal
She likes shinny colorful bags and to show them off. However she cannot tell a fake from a knock off or an original from a knockoff. She normally has fakes and likes to show the labels thinking they are original. She carries big colorful and usually has high heels and big hair. She is usually mistaken for the campus girl but not quite. She loves to hung out and will show you where to get the perfect hair piece or “original” makeup easily
Am not looking through blinders!!!! But neither are my wearing specs…so I will write as I see it.