Elements of thought

Dear diary,

                   Today I was thinking about Bwana Gadaffi and I thought to myself:  it is about time he absconded from the limelight, let the heat die down a little, definitely avoid the search dogs (like he is already doing) and then he will gladly vacation in Bangladesh.

But again how does this “king of kings of kings in Africa” ( whoever gave him this title must be biting his tongue) do that with out meeting the same fate as Bwana Hussein or the sudden demise of Oga Osama. So I have decided to give him pointers on how to become a vagabond.

1.   Stay away from Iraq

This is the worst of all hiding places. The pips here are out to get the bounty set for your head. Name it and you will definitely get a bounty contract sealed with the various bounty hunters in that country.

2.  Never hide in a hole/ under ground cave

This is like hiding under a bed when the thieves break it your house. SHOKER! It’s the most obvious century long hiding place. Worst still a dog’s nose is closest to the ground.

       3   Go bald

Catch that! Everyone will expect you to grow a beard and disguise your appearance. No one will be looking at the Bald guy Hallo( clean shaven guy with a hideous looking scar running from the left ear to the corner of his mouth) NO WAY…

    4      Wear a suit

Preferably black or grey to camouflage with your surroundings and please and I insist pleas stay away from those “agbada” you keep wearing….hideous… stop that

  5      keep away from Afghanistan

Now, just like Iraq, this is not the best of places to roam around. Too many American and British soldiers roaming around ( even though there claims that they are being pulled out)

6      Move to Jamaica

No one will notice you there, unless, you venture into music or selling weed. Anyway the point is your near America and NO… who would dare approach Obama.

7      Develop some swag

Move like you own the whole of Libya and look everyone straight in the eye, especially those white folks and well the half caste dudes too ( they now rule the world: ahem) anyhow they are the most likely to tell on pips for suspicious behavior

8      Most painful (Drop the female guards)

No Bwana do not insist, it was nice while you were still in full control but now, those amazon women have to go. They are definitely a tourist attraction… and no male guards won’t do in exchange

P.S: successful vagabonds walk alone; no extra company apart from your shadow is needed

NOW THAT BWANA GADAFFI IS VERY GOOD ADVISE

                                                          XOXO